I have a Solution to almost all problems

I have invented a plan for the future of civilization that would solve most known problems, such as war, poverty, injustice and possibly disease. It is very simple. Follow these steps:

1. Disband all standing armies of the world. Each soldier gets $250,000, in cash, an extremely ornate plaque, thanking them for their service and a Chevrolet Corvette. The armies will be replaced with gigantic inflatable skunks on rotating platforms.
The business end of the skunk could be pointed at any invading secret armies that were not replaced by skunks during the replacement phase.

2. Organize a new reality show called, "Trading Spaces: Global Infusion", in which countries take turns decorating each other on a small budget. Holland decorates Japan, Italy decorates Australia and so forth and so on. The unveilings could be broadcast via satellite around the world. The U.N. water cooler would buzz with conversation about how Germany turned Spain into a giant Beer Stube and how China illuminated the skies of South Africa with breathtaking fireworks displays. Or maybe it's not always positive, like, "Did you see Iceland? It's ruined! The Czechs made it look like the set from Happy Days!". "Are you crazy? I loved it! It's like the best one I've seen. My husband and I already have our tickets. We're going this spring for the sock hop." You know, like the show. Everyone has an opinion and argues and shit, but in a friendly way.

3. Work Weeks are renamed "two day work marathons" and only happen every three years. This will be global law, so no one country does a bunch of work and takes over the planet.

4. Medicine and free medical how-to CDROMs are distributed every Thursday from mobile Discos made from converted Army surplus vehicles.

5. Establish daily "show and tell" programs in local communities, so that citizens can share wonderful things they have found with each other. Initially this program will be staffed with professional showers and tellers to show people how to properly show others their things and to tell people how to properly tell others about new things.

6. Thursday is "make something cool" day

7. [Scratched]

8. Any one found guilty of being un-cool to others will be sent to a spa for a period of one month to collect their thoughts and get their shit together. If you are found guilty of being un-cool to others more than 100 times, your spa period is increased by one month. After twelve hundred infractions, you will be living permanently at the spa in a private wing called the "Long Cool Down Area Wing", or LoCDAW. This private area has many amenities, including a go-cart track and an off-track betting facility.

9. (This one is in testing, and is, thus, optional) No person is allowed to live in the same country for more than 5 years or less than 3. I know it sucks, but this has huge benefits. After five years in one location, you must draw a new home country from a fish bowl and move there. Your first class air fair is free, and you are given a voucher for $5,000 dollars worth of party supplies to through a bash, in honor of yourself. You may pick up to 700 people to move with you or none if you prefer.