go out to the moon and cut a hunk out of the ground. push a stake into the dust and put a tiny green flag on it. Your done! Now drive your car into that hole and turn your delco all the way up to 30 on the oldies channel. light one Vantage cigarette and say the lords prayer five times really fast. now get out of the car and stand at a 45 degree angle until you fall asleep and keep sleeping for an hour or two. Now get up and wipe the moon dust off your pants. now, dig a small hole in the ground next to the big hole that your car is in, put your headphones on and put your face in the hole. wait 16 seconds and take your pants off. Your done! Now put your pants back on inside out and jump as hard as you can at the earth. hehe you can't. That's called gravity. Didn't know the moon had it? well it does, holmes. put this sweat suit on. good. now walk out on that pier and start fishing with this blood bait. Channel cats have to hit it. It's in their genes. now, say, "I LOVE LOS LOBOS" really fast 1 time. I'm only gonna tell you one more time! Get back in your car and keep your hands where I can see them! I'm going to my cruiser and run your license. When I come back your hands better be on that steering wheel. That's how it is in the database, and that's how it's gonna be tonight. Do you understand? Good.
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