You might be a religious nut, if...

1. Your bible has a zipper
2. There are religious items in your home that need to be "plugged in".
3. You pray during sex
4. Your church shares a drummer with BTO
   
5. You quote scripture to the person at a drive-thru restaurant window
6. you car has a whip antenna and a sticker of two Jesus hands
7. You have a special "end times" kit under your bed
8. your mustache shares some shades of brown with your sweater.
9. You believe that there is a Devil and that he speaks with a British accent and wears a three piece suit.
10. You think that Jesus takes a keen interest in the outcome of certain high profile NASCAR races, such as Daytona and the night race at Bristol.