Friday, January 14, 2005

I work out Hard!!!!

I work out hard! I lift the weight with my arms a lot of times! doin' Lat pulldowns and curls and shit. I work out real hard! I like to sweat. I do maybe 3 sets of 12 hammer lifts and get real pumped up! Sometimes I'll be screamin' and makin loud sounds and shit, and I'll go to the gift shop to cool down and maybe nock over a rack of t-shirts or somethin'. Or maybe I'll eat a candy bar without takin the wrapper off while I'm lookin into the eyes of the cashier. I make growl. Then I go back to the gym and get pumped on some leg presses and do some more curls. I work out big time hard! I like to listen to music when I'm pumpin iron. I play Dokken and Quiet Riot and Slayer. I play it fuckin loud! I put on my walkman when I'm leavin and I put on my hooded sweat shirt and get my gym bag because it has a skull on it, and when I'm leavin, I knock over a couple of trash cans in the lobby and kick this plant they have by the door. Sometimes when I kick the plant, I say boom real low like a frickin Nuke goin off! They probably love it when I leave, cause I work out so frickin' hard I scare the other customers and shit! I work out HARD!

1 comment:

anessa arehart said...

You are one funny fucker, ch. Mark and I laughed so hard we were both cryin'!
Please never stop.