My Favorite part of the Bible

My favorite part of the bible is when those guys went on a trip to see that guy with the robe, but he was all pissed off, and they couldn't get into the city, so they just camped for a while and had a party and went back their city. They had a snake and they tried to trade it for a truck, but nobody wanted it, so they ate it and danced. I also like that one about the aliens and the secret door. That one is awesome! I made a cardboard replica of the secret door for a project once. I still have it, but it’s kinda screwed up. Did you read that one about the belly dancer that got caught cheating on her husband and he had her killed. I’ve got a comic book of that one. When they have lightening and thunder in the bible, they always make it sounds scary. I bet it was really scary. I like that one about the midget that lives in a cave and can see into the future, but nobody listens to him until the monster comes, and then they start listening to him more. He must have been pretty PO’ed that everybody thought he was crazy until the monster did come. When those birds flew into the castle and it rained for a hundred years was my favorite part. That big guy chased them away with a lantern full of grease. That was really cool. People in those days used to carry hidden sticks to fight with. Everybody had a beard because of the frost.