Cool new video game

Hey...here's an idea for a cool video game. Tiger Woods and Drew Berrymore race around a haunted castle collecting antiques and drinking booze. you score points by taking a crap in the basement without being spotted by the ghost of Benny Hill. Need extra points? Simply find the hidden Jimmy Buffet tape or piss in the fireplace. ...... ...I will pay $75 dollars bounty to anyone who makes this game for me.