Hi Again Vampire Leg Membrane

Once there was a vampire named Krissy that lived in an abandoned casino. She was so shy that she wore a clown mask everywhere she went. One day, she met a real clown and fell in love. The clown's name was Oscar. They got married and moved into 2 separate but identical nuclear missile silos. His and hers. They got a gold fish named "Hannibal" and a pack of wolves named "gorfian empire" for pets. When the Super Bowl rolled around, they invested in the world's smallest television and sold tickets to bacteria to watch the game. Krissy had a sparkling green dune buggy named "dune buggie". She loved it sooooo much that she had it bronzed and buried it in the desert next to a cartoon cactus and a cartoon vulture. Lately, some of the writers from the show "Love Boat" had been hanging around Krissy's silo doing blow and playing records. They had kind of worn out their welcome, so she acted like she had to go to Vegas for a vampire convention, but they didn't leave. They just lazily waved goodbye and asked if she could bring back some margarita mix.