An old cake recipe i found in the shed

Ingredients

1 tsp of Hawk
2 cups of Uninterrupted sleep
4 Tbs of Cloaked figures with emerald eyes
1 pound of slippery when wet T-shirts
7 grams of Lithium
6 grams of something called, "blue Tug Boat Lithium"
5 grams of spa treatment in a box
8 oz. of the creeping fear of death
1 finger of Mescal
10 jiggers of orange flavored steak
9 canteens of mouse heart
10 lids of Jasmine corn
11 yards of regret
100 drops of Grizzly bear tears
8 gallons of lost enthusiasm
17 grains of trickery
50 ml of phantom power
100 balloons of prune happiness cakes
17 packets of lime flavored lemon juice
39 cupfuls of angel adrenaline
69 scoops of raw ghost intellect

Directions

Mix all ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
Add ice and whiskey, or if you prefer, you may substitute 1,000 gallons of Boone's farm apple wine.
Stir and let stand for many eons.
Serve chilled in the skull of an aged gypsum miner or a black leather boot.

Enjoy!