Wednesday, March 26, 2008

gre gaboose

the ape was waiting in the car, and chrissy wanted to get some beef jerky out of the machine.
She got a twenty out of her purse and fed it into the slot. It dispensed 2 pieces of beef jerky and a piece of beef jerky supreme. the ape got out of the car and walk off into the darkness of the parking lot, called "the larking pot". his fur was black and the ground's fur was white, and the road was red. chrissy wanted to get back to the houseboat before everybody ate all the fudge she had made in her toy oven. there was only one guy there that looked like Kenny Rogers and another guy that looked like the guy that looked like Kenny Rogers. His name was Benny Dodger, and he was also an old, rich wizard name "Blaylock the magnificent". Back at the house boat, the garage door opened and the prettiest little boat idled in. The boat was about 12" long and constructed of antique hardwoods salvaged from a recently condemned lantern factory in Troy Ohio. The boat's driver weighed around 350 lbs. and his love handles dipped lightly in the water on either side of the boat. Inside the garage, he maneuvered the tiny boat through a series of spins and slides, while a polite crowd clapped politely.
"I know that boatman!", said chrissy, "That's Night Hawk from Spanish Spain! He's so happy when he's in his boat. God bless him. Look at his smile and the way he is really precise with the controls. I am him."
"Are you Night Hawk?", chrissy said to herself.
Once all the guest had arrived, they were sent to different rooms and prohibited from speaking to each other. After they arrived, they were in different rooms and called, "the guests".
chrissy needed to go smoke a cigarette on the back porch with one of the water dogs. He smoked a cigarette, too. This water dog was different than the rest, a little smaller, and he had look in his eye that meant: "look at this eye. look at this eye and this i and this 1".

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