Hi Again Vampire Leg IV - The Alien Scourge

The Ape was tired,and he didn't have any cigarettes left, so he pulled into a Shell station called "she'll stackin'" and turned off the car. Krissy was sleeping soundly under the blanket she had made out of left over Wendys napkins. The Ape went on in. The clerk's name was Goutchin Ratefarmer. He had a yellow shirt with a yellow pin on it. He was so in love that he had a hard time listening to people, especially the Ape. They wanted to be partners so the Ape and Goutchin bought a balloon from the Army/Navy store and headed out on a rock'n tour of France with two elderly lesbian twins named, "downy soft". They got so sick of each other during the vacation that the Ape built a ply-wood shack inside the balloon basket and wouldn't come out. Goutchin climbed up on top of the balloon and pitched a family sized tent. It was an Outback Extreme by Coleman. He wouldn't come out either. The twins drank the boxes of wine and jumped to their deaths while smiling and braiding their hair. After a couple of months of drifting around the world and not coming out, the Ape and Goutchin made up and popped the balloon somewhere over the Atlantic. The Ape was not eaten by sharks, but Goutchin was not either, but he drowned, but the Ape did not drown. He swam to England where he bought an exact replica of the car that he left Krissy sleeping in and parked it next to "Sleeping Krissy". Then, he popped a party sized balloon by Ballon Worx and Krissy woke up. The Ape said, "Hey! Krissy! What are you doing in that other car. You must have gone in for some chips, payed for them, left the shell station and jumped into the wrong car when you came out, because it looks exactly like this one!". Krissy laughed and turned red with embarrassment. "Come on Krissy", said the Ape. "We need to get on the road". Krissy got in the back of Repi the replica and the Ape pulled out of the station and headed for Omaha.