Friday, March 16, 2007

Hi Again Vampire Leg Membrane Revisited

Krissy's plan didn't work so she decided to go to Las Vegas just to cool down for a while. She went to the local airport and sat in the floor of a T.G.I Fridays and waited for her flight. At five O'clock, on the dot, her plane arrived. It was a small purple plane with pink polka dots. She called it "O'Baby the plane". Inside, there were plenty of seats and free pumpkin pie. The flight attendants were wearing Hitler masks and togas. She put her sleeping mask on and settled in for the short flight. She quickly fell asleep. She quickly woke up. She was in the Orient. The sweet smell of little Caesar's pizza and opium was in the air. She thought that Oscar might be worried about her, so she dropped him a postcard in the mail. It was beautiful. It had three sides. A picture of a dog, A picture of a dog, and a picture of a smaller dog. She also mailed Oscar a preying mantis that spoke Chinese, as well as, a preying mantis that spoke a far more ancient form of Chinese. She flew home to make sure he got them and then flew back to the Orient. Pretty soon, Krissy had to get a job cleaning fish tanks for some of the locals, and she like it pretty well. She called her job, "The job with the fish". Pretty soon, Krissy had to go home, and when she got there, the Love Boat crowd was still hanging around, and they were pissed that Krissy had forgotten their margarita mix. Oscar called and said that the second Preying Mantis, the one that spoke the ancient form of Chinese, was sick and the vet bills were piling up. She felt bad and mailed Oscar a $10 Kentucky Fried Chicken gift certificate and 50 lbs. bag of ox blood.

2 comments:

Angelina said...

Will you please make this a series?

C Hurley said...

indeed. I shall, but I have no control over the frequency of the episodes, as I am controled by a spirit guide named Clap-on.